A Post with a Poor Internet Connection

I apologize if anyone else on Wednesdays does something like this and I'm not linking up and you think I'm copying you. I'm not.

Highs and Lows

High:

I'm not getting laid off.

Low:

I do not like my job.

High:

The Lonely Island

Low:

My internet is being very, uncooperative.

High:

Working out.

Low:

My gym changing ownership.