You Could Never Offend, Your Dirty Words Come Out Clean

I'm definitely not the neatest person ever. As I've grown older and have my own place, sometimes, I decide that I do want my place to look neater. I can't imagine if someone came over right now how embarrassed I would be. Granted, Chris and I have no storage so the broom and vacuum are in the dining room, it is terrible. As boring and horrendous as it seems, this three day weekend will be spent cleaning and purging.

As you can see, I'm not always messy. My desk at work may not be this neat right now, but it is much more neat than my apartment. Desk can be seen here, in case you missed it.

Anyway, my least favorite thing is having drawers in the kitchen, when I'd really like drawers in the bathroom. I mean, I love having places for the silverware, but we have 4 drawers in the kitchen, filled with junk. Who really needs 4 junk drawers? Nobody does.

The bathroom is a disaster. My jewelry rarely makes it back onto the rack, the toilet paper rarely makes it into its drawers, and stuff in the cupboard ALWAYS falls out.

The countertops never stay clean. I could spill one teensy, weensy drop of coffee and it would stain. And don't even get me started on someone's grenadine rings.

It has all the potential, just none of the execution. But don't worry, the Dollar Tree, Fantastik! cleaner, and I will become BFFs this weekend. I promise.

Did I mention we haven't had sheets on the bed in who knows how long because they have sand all over them?

A Time Out from Nostalgia of My Road Trip

And I'm going to tell you about my day.

A relatively uneventful sort of day at work.

I did however get the opportunity to clean my desk. Here it is:

Photos, scanner, phone, and part of my computer.

Photos, phone, my keyboard, computer, mouse and two monitors. We all have two monitors, it extends our screen. So for example I can stretch my email to take up both screens if I so choose OR I can pull up the internet on one side and still see the other side.

That's Hannah eating her hand looking at you, by the way. She's the cutest.

More photos, my radio, stapler, notes and calendar. Right now the calendar has a picture of man and woman in the kitchen saying:

"But honey, decision-making is women's work."

Yeah, that calendar is a hoot.

As well as the tear off desk one.

It is titled: "Stupid Things Men Say"

Little things give me joy, little things. I'm glad my desk is clean, now for this weekend: CLEAN APARTMENT!!